Whitney....Um....Yeah...

Now I am all for crackheads to make a comeback. Amy Winehouse, this is for you. But Whit, darling, the whole Wonder Woman meets curly weave lacefront with heavy doses of Photoshop isn't the way your reemergence in the music scene should jump off. We are getting tired of seeing Mariah half nekkid so you know we are not checking to see you and most of your glory. We know you look good Ma, almost back to your pre-crack essence, but please do us a favor and put some clothes on and show us that you still have the pipes to blow out 'My Name Is Not Susan'. I am just saying....