We Are In A Recession- So Become A Whore

And it's come to this. Women are turning to the oldest profession these days thanks to, as ABC News calls it, a tough economy. Brothels are seeing a large number of applicants wanting to take a stab at whoring so they can pay their bills and take care of their families.

But I just have one question: if we are in a slumping economy, what fella would pay for the puss anyway? He's also in a recession just like all of us, right? More whores and less men wanting them ain't helping these poor women any. Sheez.

And like, what is on a brothel application anyway? Name. Address. Social Security. Spit or swallow?Anal? Last POSITION held. LOL. I kid, I kid!