OMG. When I was a little girl watching Soul Train on Superstation WGN trying my best to unscramble the artist of the day puzzle, I looked upon Don Cornelieus as like a grandfather or some ish. Smooth and always ready for a good time, The Don was like my hero, or at least on Saturday mornings he was. But why in the hell is he facing three years in the pen for spousal battery and assualt?
Don, did she take your 45's and scratch em up? Did she dare not participate in the Soul Train line in your living room when your play cousin came over for dinner? Why in the hell is this event even happening? 72 is too damn old to be going upside your wife's head. She is getting too old to be taking those blows and Don, you should be swallowing Viagra and drinking your Ensure while watching The Golden Girls, not BEATING YOUR WIFE. Even Ike Turner (God rest his soul) stopped being a wife beater in his 60's. Quite surely you could've done that too.
Don, let me find out you are on that stuff and then I will know somethin'. I'm DONE!
To read more about Don's pending case, click HERE.
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1 comment:
Viagra causes mood swings...that's probably what his problem is!
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