Make Blog Not War: Um, I'm Milking.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Um, I'm Milking.

Okay. A strange phenomenon just occurred within my body. I was sitting here responding to work emails when I felt something wet and warm on my bra. I looked down at the blouse I am wearing and viola! There was a wet stain near my left nipple. WTF?

I rushed to the bathroom and unbuttoned my blouse and noticed a substance coming out of my nipple. MILK.

Now I've watched enough porn to know what milking is. The thing is, this never happened after the birth of my son and daughter who are 14 and 4.

I am not even pregnant. Just had my monthly visitor. Why is milk coming out of my left titay? OMG. I need to look this up on Web MD.

6 comments:

Unknown said...: And that was random as hell but some women do go through that from time to time. Remain calm , call your gyn.; January 22, 2009 at 3:51 PM
Jillian said...: yes..random..um you'll have to post a follow-up to this please...; January 22, 2009 at 4:29 PM
NightFall914 said...: ......funny that you referenced porn for knowing what "milking" is.LOL; January 22, 2009 at 5:22 PM
The Pretty Brown Girl said...: I really need to know how this all turns out. I've never heard of such! I'd totally freak.; January 23, 2009 at 12:50 AM
achoiceofweapons said...: You can't mention luscious, beautiful, Black Tit-tays and not include illustrations! (Smile)
Wow! Well your blog post certainly made the boredom at work stop!
Jaycee
PS Stop by; January 23, 2009 at 1:36 PM
Anonymous said...: Time to get those hormone levels checked.; January 24, 2009 at 12:28 PM