We Are In A Recession- So Become A Whore

And it's come to this. Women are turning to the oldest profession these days thanks to, as ABC News calls it, a tough economy. Brothels are seeing a large number of applicants wanting to take a stab at whoring so they can pay their bills and take care of their families.

But I just have one question: if we are in a slumping economy, what fella would pay for the puss anyway? He's also in a recession just like all of us, right? More whores and less men wanting them ain't helping these poor women any. Sheez.

And like, what is on a brothel application anyway? Name. Address. Social Security. Spit or swallow?Anal? Last POSITION held. LOL. I kid, I kid!

Randy Watson, Yes Children Are Our Future...LOL

Sexual chocolate at its best. Randy Watson does such things to me. I get all warm and tingly and extra fuzzy inside, especially with the powder blue suit and ruffled front. Eddie Murphy is at his best in the clip. Let's not talk about Pluto Nash or Meet Dave or Vampire in Brooklyn. Where is Arsenio Hall these days? He was kinda dope in this flick too.

I Give In- Beyonce on SNL w/ Justin Timberlake

...dance biscuit skit. Cute. Bee is still kinda stiff but she was fun, esp. at the end. Justin rocked. Loved it. I know I am late but whatev. I might as well jump on the bandwagon too.

Wanda Sykes....Gay & Lovin' It

Why is Wanda Sykes being gay hitting mainstream news? I mean, who really cares? There has been talk for years that she was a lesbian, so this story being on every mainstream entertainment blog and outlet is so freaking hilarious (and shows that it's been a slow news day on the Internets). I for one, love Wanda and her annoying nasal voice and think that she is somehow related to Ciara. Do your thing, Wanda. I ain't even mad at you. 

And while we are discussing Wanda Sykes, why was I watching Pootie Tang last night on Cinemax? How was this movie even financed and greenlighted by a major studio? LOL. The tanginess in that film alone made me swear off Chris Rock for years, but it's one of those types of flicks that is so bad it's good. Okay, I'm done.

Damn, Damn, Damn

The television network FOX just announced they are canceling the comedy sketch show Mad TV after 14 seasons. I actually prefer Mad TV over SNL, who only recently got my attention for Tina Fey's hilarious Sarah Palin impersonations. RIP Mad TV. Saturday nights won't be the same without you.

Here is one of my favorite sketches from the show, an Obama and Hilary parody: ENJOY!