Um, I'm Milking.

Okay. A strange phenomenon just occurred within my body. I was sitting here responding to work emails when I felt something wet and warm on my bra. I looked down at the blouse I am wearing and viola! There was a wet stain near my left nipple. WTF?

I rushed to the bathroom and unbuttoned my blouse and noticed a substance coming out of my nipple. MILK.

Now I've watched enough porn to know what milking is. The thing is, this never happened after the birth of my son and daughter who are 14 and 4.

I am not even pregnant. Just had my monthly visitor. Why is milk coming out of my left titay? OMG. I need to look this up on Web MD.

Rod Blagojevich- Sit'cho Ass Down (Updated)

While driving to work this morning, I was listening to NPR and they broke into the program to announce that Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich had just been arrested for "unspecified" charges. I immediately called my homie in the Chi to inquire about the arrest and he hadn't heard anything. I then told him to send me a text when he had the word on the street.

According to Yahoo, Blagojevich was arrested and is in FBI custody for curruption charges stemming from trying to gain money for the appointment for the sucessor for Obama's senate seat. Oh boy! The ish has hit the fan and hot grits is falling everywhere in the Chi. HOPEFULLY, no one else (um...Jesse Jackson Jr.) will be implicated in this probe (Blagojevich's Chief of Staff was arrested as well). Apparently, the Governor's phone coversations have been recorded, including conversations with Barack Obama, whom, after the Governor concluded their call, proceeded to tell his staff eff Obama. DAMN. Harsh eh? And if other folks are involved, it will come out in the wash just like always. The Feds are going hard after the Governor, who has one of the lowest approval ratings in Illinois history.

Also, word on the street (so remember to take this with a grain of salt) is that President Elect Obama's Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, may have been the one to tip-off the Feds. Is that so, Rahm? You are indeed keeping it real if that is the case.

Damn Blagojevich, things were going so well (Obama-ly speaking)and you had to go and eff it up. Please resign and most importantly, sit'cho ass down!

For more updates on this explosive situation, click HERE.

All Up In The 'Swirl'

Several girlfriends of mine got together the other week and had a girls night out. And during this event, two of them were simply glowing from ear-to-ear. Giggling and ish like little school girls. So I asked them why they were so giddy and they both yelled out, "swirl". Now, of course I haven't always been the quickest person during these moments, especially since I wasn't familiar with the term and my other girlfriend rolled her eyes and said to me, "they've given up and went to the other side." Thinking she meant becoming lesbians, my eyes widened. But then we had an in depth conversation about the swirl and what it meant.

Definition: an interracial relationship most notably between a Black woman and White man. Also known in social circles as "Something New", which was a phrase coined after a move starring Sanaa Lathan in which she becomes involved with the man.

Both of my girlfriends had found "swirl" love and they were smiling big time. Now I personally don't get all the swirl love and jungle fever and something new talk. I for one, believe that you fall in love with whom you wish, be it any color. I have never been one to dog interracial dating and I have even dated outside my race a few times. Nothing wrong with it. However, when people purposefully seek to find those outside of their race and exclude their own race in the dating pool is when I get my thongs in a bunch. This type of attitude will get no love from me.

So back to my girlfriends. One of them said she met "Aaron" while working at her job which is in retail. Aaron was White, but had what she called dark and exotic features. After a little bit of harmless flirting back and forth, they decided to go out and a date and now she is in heavy like mode. After years of dating "no-good" black men (her words, not mine folks), she said that she has finally found someone who is employed, makes good money, doesn't live at home with their mother, and doesn't wear his pants sagging down his ass. Of course these are all stereotypes that she is perpetuating but again, I am writing about this in terms of the conversation.

My other friend simply stated that "Clark" was her soulmate. They met online and she never thought she would end up daitng a White guy, but after they met and kicked it a few times, the attraction began. She said she still has trouble digesting the whole affair and their differences (he doesn't add any spice to his food when he cooks, things of that nature) but they are talking about it and communicating. IMO, she is more natural with her "swirl". And she didn't say she was swearing off the "no-good Black men", but that she had found someone who was appealing to her and she would see what would happen.

"Men have been doing it for years," my first girlfriend said. The one who seems to have a lot of hatred towards Black men. "Dating all these Becky's and stuff and leaving us behind. So I only think it's fair that we do it too."

Sister-girl was so bitter, it was kinda sad. She was now swearing off a whole group, an entire segment of the population because she felt that they had done her dirty. And that may have been so. But just like every Black woman isn't on welfare, has seven kids, likes to get loud and fight, etc. etc. is not true. When we start grouping ALL people into one category and judging them by behavior that applies to some and not all (and some meaning ALL people, not just one race) then we are doing ourselves and our world a disservice. How can my friend be mad at O.J. (just the first person that popped into my head) for continuously dating a WW after breaking up with a BW when she is doing the same thing? What type of logic is that? 

Speak on it.

Black Friday Wal-Mart Death

I didn't shop on Black Friday. I had to work.

What the hell is going on in America? (And people were mad because the store closed down because a man died? They were more concerend with how long they had to wait in line than a person losing his life over some marked down foolishness that will probably be marked down even more the closer it gets to Christmas?)

I am sick at this. And saddened. Losing a life is a sad thing but losing it because of a SALE?

No words, people. No words.

She Got Slipped A Mickey?

I read about story over the weekend and saw it again this morning on Sandra Rose's blog and I thought I would share it with you guys:

Lois K. Feldman, 38, of Carroll, and Ross M. Walsh, 26, of Linden, were ticketed for indecent conduct after they were reportedly caught engaging in sexual activity in a Metrodome men's restroom handicapped stall during the University of Minnesota Golden Gophers game with the Iowa Hawkeyes. More than a dozen people in the restroom were cheering Feldman and Walsh by the time authorities arrived, a University of Minnesota Police report says.

Feldman acknowledged drinking heavily before the game and says she doesn't remember being in the bathroom.

"I would never ever do that," Feldman said. "My kids are my life. I go to church every Sunday."

Information obtained in police reports and during an interview with University of Minnesota Police Chief Greg Hestness revealed no suggestion or evidence that the incident was anything but consensual on the part of both Walsh and Feldman.

But Feldman tells the Daily Times Herald she may have been drugged or otherwise victimized.

"Everybody thinks something got put in my drink," Feldman said.

She offers no further details as to how that might have happened or who may have been involved.

"Right, and that's what my attorney and I are working on," Feldman said.

Contacted this morning and asked if Feldman was planning to file a complaint or seek a reopening of the investigation in Minneapolis, Jeff Minnich of Carroll, Feldman's attorney, said he had no comment.

The Daily Times Herald sought to contact Walsh, but there is no phone listing with the address he gave police. An Avalon Security officer, Craig Andrashko, who was listed in the police report as the first witness to the incident, did not return a phone call.

But in the police report, Andrashko described what he observed as "sexual intercourse."

Hestness said the case is closed by citation.

When asked to respond to Feldman's suggestion that she is a victim of a crime, Hestness said: "All I can say is the actions went on for some period of time with many witnesses on hand and no one reported either party was objecting."

Hestness said Feldman made no allegations to the officers at the scene about the incident being non-consensual.

"If the implication is lack of consent due to intoxication, I guess that could be true for either party, however, they declined the officer's request to submit to an (alcohol test) so the extent of intoxication cannot be demonstrated," Hestness said.

Hestness largely talked about the incident in the context of the binge-drinking atmosphere at many college football venues.

"We will be attending our annual Big 10 chiefs conference next month (in Iowa)," Hestness said. "I suspect this case and the flood of last summer will be big topics." 

The University of Minnesota has been without an on- campus stadium since 1980 when Memorial Stadium closed and the Gophers began sharing the Metrodome. The team will move into TCF Bank Stadium next fall with the opening game against Air Force.

"The absence of public alcohol sales at our stadium per Big 10 standards will be a welcome change," Hestness said.

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I don't believe she was slipped a mickey or someone dropped something in her drink. I believe that her drunk churchgoing ass got sloshed as many do during college football games and got caught up doing something she wasn't supposed to be doing. Point blank period. I love how she says in the article that she has two kids and she goes to church. People with kids who attend church can't be freaks? Puh-leeze. Ask Jerry Fallwell and Jim Baker before you tell someone that foolishness. Sometimes there is more sex going on in the church than anywhere else. (and no I am not saying that every church is like that but I do know some that are)

Sports and alcohol consumption are not a good mix. Things always pop off. What's your take?

Source

This Is Some Foolishness (McDonald's Related)

..have ya'll seen this? What is up with this? There are no words. LOL.

Barack Is Our New President. So Now What?

We won. On November 4, 2008, people overwhelmingly and resoundingly voted for Barack Obama so that he could hold the highest office in this land.

Yes we can and yes we did!

Now what?

The reason why I am asking is because I was so sure that having a man such as Obama with the same color as myself would change the way our people dealt with life and all that comes with it. But it looks like we are still going through the same motions we were before. Change was needed on all fronts, but the change must begin with us, right?

Case in point: some of you may have heard about what happened at the Dirty Awards last night in Atlanta. The awards ceremony with children in attendance had to be cut short due to the fact that thugs from rapper Shorty Low's camp and TI's camp got into it over who was King of the South (some say Young Jeezy was also involved but I have no idea if that was the case).

Foolishness run amuck.

Police were called in the building and pepper spray and mace was used to simmer things down. Several folks were also arrested (but noteably these persons were not Shorty Lo nor TI).

We have a problem here.

On Sandra Rose's blog, she hinted that this was the change that WE voted for. I rolled my eyes and sucked my teeth at what she wrote because she is an avid Obama hater. But to blame Obama for what happened last night is reaching very far, and people who use their brain cells know that what she is talking about is not accurate, nor is it coming from the right place. It's easier to hate than it is to love so Auntie Sandra can have a Coke and smile and shudafukkup.

Obama being in office means so much for us as a people and for America. Can we not have an Awards ceremony that doesn't end in chaos and fisticuffs? Can we begin with changes OURSELVES and realize that we can do anything! And anything does not mean settling things with violence. It means being responsible and cognizant of what we do. For every action, there is a reaction. And the actions of this latest thuggery results in people looking at US with that same disapproving eye. And I don't blame them because I am also looking at what went down last night as nothing but BS.

Big gold and platinum chains, grills, and LV scarves does not a man make. Stop looking like a clown and start acting like a business man. Rappers, you have money now. You are a business. Hip-hop is a billion dollar industry. Start acting like you have some sense about yourselves.

Remember...

Our President is black.

And if it is simply that statement that you think about before you do anything like this again- DO IT. Stop making us look bad and stop catching cases.

This is not a movie. This is real life.

The Whore That Bites The Hand That Feeds Her

Get your urban news at DimeWars.Com

I am sure that some of you who read my blog (and I know its more than the two or three comments I get looking at the site stats each day but that's another blog) are into gossip just as much as I am, especially when celebs and such are concerned. But the broad above really struck a nerve with me during her latest video blog entitled the Bow Wow Blog which she released on her website this weekend. I am posting it not because I am trying to give her more free press, God knows her website crashed this weekend because everyone and their mother was trying to see the video. I am posting it as a visualization to demonstrate how clueless and utterly ungrateful this supposed fellatio queen is.

The word on the street is that Ms. Steffans (and I use Ms. lightly) is pregnant with Bow Wow's seed. She says in the video that she has been inundated with questions about her impending pregnancy and relationship status with Bow Wow. This is not unbelievable since she uses her blog shamelessly for self promotion. I mean, if you post a video of you in a hotel robe rubbing your belly, you must want people to know you are pregnant right? But then, you have the audacity, the unmitigated gall to get "upset" when people question your relationships and your pregnancy. Go tell it to someone else BOO.

During the video, she states that the blogs that "report" on her are insignificant and incorrect. But whore, aren't these blogs the same ones that keep your name out there? Mama, if it wasn't for blogs, you wouldn't be getting any shine ever. LOL. Do you think your books make you a self made superstar? Hell no! I bought and read your first book, which was written like it was penned by a 10th grader, and sold it on eBay for more than I bought it for at Borders. And I didn't cop the second book because I felt the first book was such a waste of my time, and the third book that's coming out next year? Hell to the no. Unless someone gives it to me as a gift, I will not be reading that ish. So don't let this "fame" get to your head. Insignificant? Bish, you should bow down to every blog that has ever reported on your ass. No one outside of the urban community and gossip world care about you. Do you think Barbara Walters will be asking you to be on The View anytime soon? Come on, Karrine you need more people! STAT!

Then she goes on to say that her personal life is her business and she is not going to confirm or deny any of the rumors set forth. But since when has your personal life become your business Karrine? You write tell-all books and film video blogs of yourself in Miami in Lil Wayne's hotel room. You love the attention! Now all of a sudden your personal life is your business? Please. In the words of Keyshia Cole's birth mother Frankie, MAN DOWN!

Please, will someone reality check this chick? Karrine, don't bite the hand that feeds you. Because when and if the blogs decide not to give you any shine, your "career" would be null and void, just like your acting career.

SMOOCHES! :P

We Are In A Recession- So Become A Whore

And it's come to this. Women are turning to the oldest profession these days thanks to, as ABC News calls it, a tough economy. Brothels are seeing a large number of applicants wanting to take a stab at whoring so they can pay their bills and take care of their families.

But I just have one question: if we are in a slumping economy, what fella would pay for the puss anyway? He's also in a recession just like all of us, right? More whores and less men wanting them ain't helping these poor women any. Sheez.

And like, what is on a brothel application anyway? Name. Address. Social Security. Spit or swallow?Anal? Last POSITION held. LOL. I kid, I kid!

Sarah Palin- Sit'cho Ass Down

Someone came up with the brilliant idea of Mrs. Palin pardoning a turkey in the spirit of Thanksgiving. Only problem? While one turkey is being pardoned, one is being slaughtered in the background. Tsk tsk.

I don't know if Sarah is always involved in unfortunate coincedences, poor planned interviews, and the victim of shamleless editing in the media, or just a victim of her own self destruction. In any event, she comes across as being as dumb as a box of rocks, and this latest snafu will just end up on the list of "uh-oh's" on her political resume.

I for one, would like for you Mrs. Palin to sit'cho ass down and fade into Bolivia as Mike Tyson would say.

Don Cornelieus- Sit'cho Ass Down!

OMG. When I was a little girl watching Soul Train on Superstation WGN trying my best to unscramble the artist of the day puzzle, I looked upon Don Cornelieus as like a grandfather or some ish. Smooth and always ready for a good time, The Don was like my hero, or at least on Saturday mornings he was. But why in the hell is he facing three years in the pen for spousal battery and assualt?

Don, did she take your 45's and scratch em up? Did she dare not participate in the Soul Train line in your living room when your play cousin came over for dinner? Why in the hell is this event even happening? 72 is too damn old to be going upside your wife's head. She is getting too old to be taking those blows and Don, you should be swallowing Viagra and drinking your Ensure while watching The Golden Girls, not BEATING YOUR WIFE. Even Ike Turner (God rest his soul) stopped being a wife beater in his 60's. Quite surely you could've done that too.

Don, let me find out you are on that stuff and then I will know somethin'. I'm DONE!

To read more about Don's pending case, click HERE.

The Boyfriend Pillow (OMG)

I was on Dlisted the other day (hey Michael K!) and I saw his post about the boyfriend pillow. So being the inqusitive heifer that I am, I went in search of this wonderful invention. The pillow, (shown above) is a pillow made to resemble the upper half and side of a man, and is supposed to keep lonely looney chicks comfy at night since they don't have a man who wants to sleep with them (or stay afterwards...LOL). 

I am shaking my head at this. Why didn't I think of this ish? My life could've been set with this invention, I swear. I am not hating on the inventor of this masterpiece, but why oh why didn't they make a more United Nations version of the boyfriend pillow. They need a black one, a asian one, a latino one, and Middle Eastern one...well you get the drift.

Kanye, Sit'cho Ass Down!

Kanye. I love you. I get all warm and fuzzy and stalkerish when I think of you. That song Em had several years back called Stan, well I Stan for you Yeezy. I would like nothing more than to be your wifey and cook your dinner and iron your clothes and write your blog, but if you flip out and assualt another photog, imma have to start stanning for 50 Cent. Really, 'Ye, why do you keep getting into it with the Paps? Are they really impeding your life that much that you have to assault them and catch a case? Kanye, sit'cho ass down somewhere and make headlines with your music, not with hitting folks. I'm done! I can't have a Babydaddy that has a criminal record....(hmm....that kinda limits the dating pool, huh?) LOL.

To read about Kanye's latest arrest, click HERE.

Just Because

I know it's kinda sad when a "fruity pebble" does a dance sequence better than the real thing. Strange fruit perhaps?

I am getting all warm and tingly!